Saturday, August 2, 2008

The Stallionaires

I wanted to let everybody know that the "Positive Connections" culture and name no longer exists. It was purely subterfuge on my part to earn your trust to pull off some key trades before the draft. With that mission accomplished, I have to keep it real.

From this point forward, the name of the franchise is "The Stallionaires". What is a Stallionaire, you may ask? A Stallionaire is a fusion of Stallion and Millionaire. Oh, and before any of you ask to join, don't bother. None of you chumps has what it takes. If you want to pose, however, Stallionaire t-shirts are available on the website - www.stallionaires.com - $29.99 in black or white.

So long, suckas.

4 comments:

G Man said...

"Hi, my name is Joel. I am not original. I steal ideas from others and take them as my own."

The Rault are repeat bound!!!

Joel said...

It's not stealing, Warren, it's sampling.

I'd be more aggressive, but I don't want to scare you away from posting again.

G Man said...

Okay Vanilla Ice. "Under pressure..."

Joel said...

That's right! His quote was priceless:

"Theirs goes, 'Ding ding ding dingy ding-ding.' Ours goes, 'Ding ding ding ding dingy ding-ding.'"
-- Vanilla Ice, 1990