Berserker Alliance!!!

I'm going for the season sweep on you this week. That is not an easy feat. Will you drop five straight? I have too much respect for you to think you will but I will not pull any punches here my arch-nemisis!! Down with the Alliance, Hail the Militia!!!!

Most Shocking News Items this Week (for me)

What is happening in this world. I have got to reassess everything.

#1 T. Mandarich used roids??? WTF??? No f'ing way.

NFL bust Mandarich says he used 'roids in college

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3618195











#2. Clay Aiken is gay??? WTF??? No f'ing way.

Clay Aiken confirms he is gay to People

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-080923-clay-aiken-comes-out-gay,0,7028747.story?track=rss











#3 The House of Representatives rejects bailout bill??? WTF??? No f'ing way.

House rejects $700B bailout in stunning defeat

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080930/ap_on_bi_ge/financial_meltdown_1611

Man

this blog sucks shit!!! I want dubelyoo back!!!

Week 2 - Commish's Corner

Down, Down, Down the Drain We Go

It's sad when it bothers me more when my fantasy football team loses then it does when my real-life football team loses.

Travaris wasn't the answer, but most definitely Gus will not be either.  As proof Jim's Jug Band Jamboree hasn't even picked up Gus.  That's enough proof for me that this season is done.

Remember back to the year Travaris was drafted, there was one QB many people were predicting was going to be the best QB?  Leinart?  Vince Young?  Nope, it was Jay Cutler.  What about instead of trading up in the 2nd round to get Travaris, instead traing up like Denver did and grabbing a top projected, NFL caliber QB.  Imagine where we'd be at with Jay Cutler as our QB.  Imagine our team with an offense.

Puke and boring and a double-whammy we're wasting the defense we've rolled out onto the field led by our Monster-Beast Rage Machine, Jared Allen.  

Fan Of the Weak:

Bengal Fans

Weapon Of the Week:

High Five!

EDDIE VS meyer

I believe that this is the first time I have been victorious against the Alliance. Gotta say that it feels pretty good.

Week 1 Commish's Corner

Injuries, Injuries, Injuries

Definitely the theme of the first week is the amount of serious injuries.  By far the Vatican Rabbi have taken the brunt of the injuries with losing Brady (Round 1), Colston (keeper), and Burleson (Round 9).  You gotta hand it to the VR, they won week 1.  Now that they have spotted the league 3 hurt players, we'll see how they respond to adversity.

As much as I love fantasy football, the single biggest complaint I have is the impact of injury.  Before you say, fantasy football is suppose to mimick NFL and the injuries definitely hurt the NFL teams, I truly believe injuries have too big an impact in the NFL.  I have no answers to fix this issue, just complaints.

That said, now the Vatican Rabbis are seriously in a hole right of the bat in week 1.

Surprises:

Willie Parker - Glad to see Vatican Rabbis having some good news to balance out the Brady news.

Michael Turner - M.M., you just need to start Turner now.

Hines Ward - Drafted in the 7th round, but performing like a top WR.

Marvin Harrison - You know what happens when Marvin is upset?  He runs fast!

Felix Jones - Didn't think the Bears line would holdup, but week 1 just might be a sign of things to come.

Eddie Royal - Wow, undrafted but top WR.

Dissappointments:

Addai/Manning - WTF was that all about?

Braylon Edward - Didn't have a good game at all.

Vikes

Vince Young

Fan of the Weak:

http://etniesbmx.com/site-images/news/article/packers-fan.jpg

Coolest Weapon of the Week:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18403.jpg

Random Thought  of the Week:

By far the most interesting science news this week is the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) - built for the specific purpose to find the God particle.  Sweet.  If we find it, then it will prove we understand why matter has mass.  Google or digg it for recent news.

Weatherman makes 69 Joke. Looks like he's from Minny

A weatherman makes a killer 69 joke. Killer refers to what he just did to his job, by the way.